Guilty Pleasures Monday!
Wait, is it still called a "Guilty Pleasure" if you enjoy it because of how stupid it is, not in spite of? Because while it is a well-known fact that I totally secretly really enjoy hipster-trash culture, from Goldfrapp to that plastic necklace shaped like a swan that Simone won't let me buy,I think this video might be different. I mean, I enjoy watching this because it is the dumbest thing I've seen all year. And even though it involves the guiltiest of all my secret pleasures all at once( coked up hipster trash, bad dancing, electroclash remixes, American Apparel), I just don't enjoy it in quite the same furtive, forbidden way I enjoy my genuine guilty pleasures, like how I ordered the swan necklace off the internet while Simone was asleep. Anyway, now it's time to put on some ironic panties, cut up some blow, make sure your dad is paying for your apartment, and let's all get down with this: