What Evil Power Pulsates the Strange Ovum the Queen is Trying to Smuggle To Earth?
That's a good question. Looks like someone put something funny in the creampuffs:
Did you notice that Dennis Hopper is in "Queen of Blood"? Classy.
Speaking of which, I am really at a loss of words here to describe these trailers. I mean, wow. Wowee wow. For instance:
I someday hope to throw a halloween party (or, you know, any old party) and call it "Monster a-Go Go", which is quite possibly the best movie title I have heard all year. That is, until I saw this:
"The Horror of Party Beach". Now, there's a title you can sink your fangs into. Anyway, last but not least, here's a little something called "The Monster of Camp Sunshine." I really can't figure out what the hell is going on with this trailer. I mean, I guess it's about some fat crazy guy who terrorizes a nudist colony called "camp sunshine"? And he's actually a monster? And for some reason there's a woman falling out of a window at first, which apparently has nothing to do with the rest of the film? Anyway, enjoy the nudity, you perverts: