The Pez-Time Continuum
We're through the looking glass, people:
That was some cookie-cutter emo-pop band called "All Time Low" with their hipster pez TO THE EXTREME video, "poppin'." I mean, I guess the retarded hipster "ohmigod look at me I'm wearing, like, workout clothes from the 80s!!! LOOK AT MY RETARDED HEADBAND!!!" look has reached it's saturation point and is now mainstream. I mean, I definitely saw this video on MTV on friday night. Also, we all know that skinny white boys acting like they're black hip hop stars never gets old! Way to trade one kind of male privilege and entitlement for another, fellas! Not to mention midgets! And stupid choreographed dance moves! Way to raise the wackiness bar, guys!
Sigh. I hate the young kids and their youth culture.