Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Ghostriding the Whip Just Jumped the Shark
That's right. I know, it's shocking, you wouldn't expect a 25 year old middle class white girl to be such an authority on ghostriding, but this is america. Anything is possible!
Seriously, though. What I don't know about ghostriding the whip could fill a novella. But what I know about how uncool Jesse McCartney and Ludacris could fill a book of short stories. They are dorks! I will beat them up on the playground and take their lunch money AND their LV wallets! I mean, really, Jesse McCartney is supposed to be sexually attractive? He looks like the kid from Malcom in the Middle, am I right? Check it out:
I hate to say it, but that song was made by evil geniuses who have figured out how to make the catchiest fucking song ever made. So. Fucking. Catchy. We're at Defcon-10 levels of catchiness here, people.
What, you don't even know what ghostriding the whip is? Stupid old people. Here, watch this handy instructional video: