The Accordion Connection

Simone says there's a popular indie rock band called the "Accordion Connection, you know, that one with all the guys on stage at once, and one of them has a drum? You know who I mean". Anyway, this is an unrelated blog of bitchin' YouTube videos.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Happy Birthday, Gaby!

Dear Gaby,
Well, it sure is your birthday. Happy Birthday! You are, indeed, the Birthday Princess. How many years have we known each other? 6 or something? That's like 40 years in dog years. Is it possible to explain the deep, mystical bond you and I share, after 40 years together? I mean, even if we put on dog masks and eat dog food and bark like dogs, I don't think it's possible. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS BUT US. The world is out to get us, but they're not gonna get us. OH, the times we've shared! Which include, but are not limited to:

-sitting on the couch and watching Rock of Love
-sitting on the couch and watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey
-sitting on the couch and watching Reno 911
-sitting on the couch and watching The Mighty Boosh
-sitting on the couch and watching Skins

What I'm trying to say is: what a long, erotic journey we've had together. I'm so happy I was able to find a video that truly expresses my wishes for you on this, your most birthday-ish of days!



HAHAHA EWWWW GROSSSSSSS!!!!!
JK! I saw that video for the first time last night on mtv during the break between true life and whatever's on after true life. Um, that song/video is the worst. TRUTH.

Here's something a little more my speed:

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours." - Wayne Campbell
That quote, I believe, says a lot about our friendship. LOVE YOU!!! Happy Birthday!

Bonus:


xoxo,
Simone

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Monday, June 22, 2009

I heart you, Bill Haverchuck

"You cut me off mid-funk!"



"Wait, I can't hear you, I have to put the phone on my bionic ear."



"What if I throw up in her mouth?"


Special Bonus Clip!
"Superstud, Sam! Go for superstud!"

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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Emergency Organ Transplant Dogs in Hospitals Chad Michael Murray What?



Uh, any commentary would just serve to weaken the magic here.

Monday, June 01, 2009

500 days of Gag me with a Spoon

Barf, you guys, just... barf:

UGH. "I love the Smiths"? BARF ME OUT, dude.

Thankfully Mary made a satire of this and it's fucking brilliant. WATCH IT!!!


Take THAT, cloyingly whimsical twee indie romance movies!

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