Miss Jennifer Requests! or: Random Musings about the Current State of so-called 'Popular' Music.
Alright, alright, people. I know you're all clamoring for new posts about my unique and brilliant take on pop music and sundry other crap on this blog! And I haven't posted in a while! And for this I apologize! But also! I had a lot of crap going on, such as moving to a new apartment and getting sick all the time and dealing with my job. But now stuff appears to be under control, mostly, so I can once again take a moment to sit back and assess the current situation in the world of pop music
OR SHOULD I SAY 'POOP MUSIC'? Because really, okay, this song sure exists and gets played ON THE REGULAR on Z100.
That was Young Money with "Bedrock." As in, "Call me Mr. Flinstone, I can make your bed rock." Uh, Whut? How much "purp" does one have to drink to think that that is a legitimate hook for a song? I suppose my guess is as good as yours, because we all know that whatever is in Li'l Wayne's cup is Li'l Wayne's business, and only Li'l Wayne's business:
Also, fuck Li'l Wayne. HE'S NOT VERY GOOD! HIS RHYMES ARE WEAK, AND ALSO HE IS A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL!
Now, let us never speak of Li'l Wayne on this blog again.